NOBODY
Less data. More memes.
A small ghost in a hoodie three sizes too big, permanently looking like he opened the front camera by accident. He has one job: make your screenshots forget things before you post them.
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different day.
01 / the numbers
03 / the utility
Nobody
clean
Drop a screenshot in. It finds the emails, phone numbers, wallet addresses and handles, covers them, strips the metadata, and hands the picture back. Your image never leaves the tab — there is no upload, because there is no server. Works with the wifi off.
Auto-detect
On-device OCR reads the image and flags anything shaped like an email, a phone number, a Solana or EVM address, a handle or a card number.
Bar, pixelate or blur
Drag a box over anything the machine missed. The solid bar is the default on purpose — pixelation and blur can sometimes be undone.
Metadata gone
The export is re-encoded from a canvas, so GPS coordinates, device model and timestamps don't travel with the file.
Free, no account, works offline once loaded.
04 / tokenomics
Nothing
fancy.
A pump.fun fair launch. No allocation, no vesting spreadsheet, no advisor with a podcast.
These are the standard pump.fun fair-launch terms: liquidity is burned and mint authority is revoked once the bonding curve completes. Don't take a website's word for it — check the mint on Solscan yourself. That is the entire point of a chain.
05 / how to buy
Four steps,
zero drama.
Get a wallet
Phantom or Solflare, phone or browser. Write the seed phrase on paper and never type it into a website. Any website.
Add some SOL
Send SOL from an exchange, or from a friend who still owes you money since 2021.
Swap on pump.fun
Copy the contract address from this page — only this page — paste it into pump.fun and swap.
Vanish
Hold it, meme it, redact your PnL screenshot with the tool before you post it. Circle of life.
06 / roadmap
The plan,
such as it is.
Be nobody
The ghost, the wordmark with the tired eyes, the brand board, this site. Identity before ticker.
Launch
Fair launch on pump.fun. The contract address gets published here first and pinned everywhere else.
Clean
Ship the redactor publicly, then a browser extension, a sticker pack, and a one-tap "clean this" share target on mobile.
Disappear
DEX listings, community raids, and a tool that people keep using on days the chart is being rude.
07 / questions nobody asked
FAQ
What is NOBODY?
A memecoin on Solana with an actual utility bolted on: a screenshot redactor that runs locally in your browser. The coin is a joke about privacy. The tool is not a joke.
Is the tool real or is it a mockup?
Real. Open /clean, drop in a screenshot and watch it cover your email address. It works without the coin, without an account, and without sending your image anywhere.
Who is the team?
Nobody. That's both the bit and the structure. The code is open on GitHub, so judge the thing instead of the founder.
Where is the contract address?
At the top of this page, as soon as it exists. If you see a $NOBODY contract anywhere before it appears here, it is not ours.
Is this an investment?
No. It is a meme coin, which means it can go to zero on a Tuesday for no reason at all. Never spend money you need. Nothing here is financial advice.
Not here.
Get in early, redact your screenshots, tell nobody. Especially nobody.